UK Debt Management

I received this communique today, and thought it might tickle your fancy..?

‘Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the
run on HBOS in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan .

In the last seven hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was
announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song,
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is
reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500
staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get
a raw deal. Tsunami Bank has been hit by a wave of bad debts, and it is
understood that the numbers at Sudoku Bank just don’t add up. Satsuma Bank
is apparently going to be restructured by being broken up into smaller
segments, and rumour has it that Koi Bank has been netted by a major foreign
competitor.

Meanwhile shares in Judo Bank have been thrown into turmoil and are likely
to hit the floor soon following an announcement from Hara-Kiri Bank that it
was going into voluntary liquidation. Management at Rickshaw Bank have asked
all the staff to pull together to get through this difficult time.
Plans for recapitalisation at Kimono Bank remain under wraps.

That's good,someone really did their homework :))
I liked the Rickshaw teamwork. huff&puffing…